(Via Steel Turman, needless to say.)
"Among the natural rights of the colonists are these: First a right to life, secondly to liberty, and thirdly to property; together with the right to defend them in the best manner they can."
"Oh my stars and garters. An honest, polite, and intellectually sound debate about the origins of the universe... and there's no name-calling or feces-flinging! I'm bookmarking this."
"I must say, Obi, you are quite the gentleman. I felt proud to know you."