Why they all stay on the plantation

In the children's book Why Mommy is a Democrat, we see a few examples of why we're glad that we aren't.  Democrats, I mean.  You know.

Here are three sample pages from inside the book that illustrate perfectly what I'm talking about.

Evidently Democrats don't know that it takes eight letters to spell "Democrat."

Yup, you got it—Democrats treat us all like we're still children who need their loving care to stay "safe."

Wonder why it costs $160,000 to go to this school?  You get one guess (and they still don't know how to spell...)

They make this stuff way too easy.

UPDATE:  Look at the creepy ears on these weird alien-looking squirrel-things.  Could it be that this is where "pointy-haired bosses™" come from?

RE-UPCHUCKUPDATE:  You did notice the common last line in each page's text, right?  The line that so perfectly expresses the self-image of the leftist nanny-statist, and should make every self-respecting American over eight years old run for his life?

Democrats do things for you...just like Mommy does.

That says volumes, folks. 

Trouble is, that's exactly what tens of millions of Americans (not so much of the self-respecting variety) want and vote for every chance they get, and their ostensible "representatives" are more than happy to give it to them in spades, buying their votes, ovation, even their very dignity and self-satisfaction with the money they've stolen taken from all of those who have learned that they are the masters of their own futures and abundance.

(Thanks again to Greyhawk for the Open Post!)

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