Well, at least we aren't the only country that has problems with former leaders that shoot their mouths off in embarrassing ways. (Via a commenter on Daily Pundit.)
A former Canadian Minister of Defence and Deputy Prime Minister under Pierre Trudeau has joined forces with three Non-governmental organizations to ask the Parliament of Canada to hold public hearings on Exopolitics -- relations with “ETs.”
If we ever do meet extraterrestrials, the last thing we need is to drag politics into our relationship. Whatever that relationship is.
By “ETs,” Mr. Hellyer and these organizations mean ethical, advanced extraterrestrial civilizations that may now be visiting Earth.
They're ethical? I'm sure glad he knows this, although one wonders just what little green men may have been whispering in his ear to tell him so. Will Smith, call your office...
Actually, any ETs we may one day meet no doubt are ethical. It's just that their idea of ethical behavior and ours may not be exactly similar. Maybe invasion and conquest is the highest moral guidepost in their society. I guess they could be Vulcans, but what if they're Romulans? Maybe they're on a mission from their god, they're the Israelites, Earth is the Promised Land, and we're the evil Canaanites, to be killed down to the last man, woman, and child.
No, this isn't satire, although it should be.
On September 25, 2005, in a startling speech...
I'll bet.
...at the University of Toronto that caught the attention of mainstream newspapers and magazines, Paul Hellyer, Canada’s Defence Minister from 1963-67 under Nobel Peace Prize Laureate Prime Minister Lester Pearson, publicly stated: "UFOs, are as real as the airplanes that fly over your head."
Although this doubtless wasn't what he meant, that statement is actually undeniably true. UFOs are real. UFO stands for "Unidentified Flying Object," and whenever we see an object that is flying and we don't know for sure what it is, it's a UFO by definition. That doesn't mean that it's extraterrestrial in origin.
Mr. Hellyer went on to say, "I'm so concerned about what the consequences might be of starting an intergalactic war, that I just think I had to say something."
He evidently didn't learn the difference between "inter-" and "intra-" in high school. Either that, or he seriously thinks that some UFOs are extra-galactic in origin, too.
Hellyer revealed, "The secrecy involved in all matters pertaining to the Roswell incident was unparalled. The classification was, from the outset, above top secret, so the vast majority of U.S. officials and politicians, let alone a mere allied minister of defence, were never in-the-loop."
Hellyer warned, "The United States military are preparing weapons which could be used against the aliens, and they could get us into an intergalactic war without us ever having any warning. He stated, "The Bush administration has finally agreed to let the military build a forward base on the moon, which will put them in a better position to keep track of the goings and comings of the visitors from space, and to shoot at them, if they so decide."
You were just waiting to find out the real purpose of this speech, weren't you? Well, here it is: those warmongering Americans are not only spreading destruction and ill-will around Earth, they're planning to turn their weapons on E.T. as well! Shoot first, ask those pesky questions later! Kill, kill, kill!
I keep having to remind myself that this guy was serious. Really. And it wasn't just him, since "Hellyer’s speech ended with a standing ovation." At the University of Toronto.
Steel Turman linked with The Real Illegal Alien Problem
UPDATE: Via Steel, here's the original PRWeb story.
But, the big detail to point out here is that no bank or financial company will EVER ask you to confirm account details like that. SSL is not unhackable but it's close enough. The effort to hack SSL wouln't be worth the time when you can call someone up and trick them into giving you their credit card number (called Social Engineering). Kevin Mitnik's book "The Art of Deception" should be required reading for all companies. (he was the guy that was jailed for the first big internet worm).