"You want a legacy? I've got yer legacy right here" dept.

In future years, when you think of our 42nd president, what will come to mind?

A great leader?  A great, empathic communicator?  Someone who pushed through important legislation?

Be honest, now.  You're gonna think of the favorite three-letter-word of the entire human race.  And, with all due respect, I'm not talking about "God."  It starts with "s" and ends with "ex."  Think, now.

China Names Condom for Bill Clinton

A Chinese company is honoring ex-president Bill Clinton by naming a new line of condoms after him - along with a companion line of condoms that will be named after his ex-girlfriend, Monica Lewinsky.

...The condoms will display Chinese spellings: Kelitun and Laiwensiji.

Well, it sure beats "bite the wax tadpole."

A 12-pack of Clintons is expected to cost $5.00, with Lewinskys selling at a discounted price of just over $3.00.

How about that—a Lewinski is cheaper.  Who'da thunk it?

...Clinton is the only U.S. president to be honored with his own condom brand line.

That's the second time it's mentioned that this whole thing is "honoring" Mr. Clinton.  This "honor" is one I could do without, but maybe that's just me.

New York Sen. Hillary Clinton [D, Mortified] was unavailable to comment on her husband's latest achievement.

No, I didn't add that last line (except for the part in [brackets]).  But it seems that, from her perspective, just when you think this stuff is old news and won't keep showing up, something like this has to happen.

Run, Hillary, run!

(Hat tip to my wife.)

Comments

[Phoenix]

This is too hilarious. ha ha ha.... If only all countries could juxtapose a bit of humor, no matter how sick, into the geopolitical scene every now and then things might not look so dire all the time. Like, maybe all the royal women in Saudi Arabia could tie up their drivers and take off driving themselves into the desert for a nice Burning Veil Festival. Kinda like The Burning Man Festival in Reno... ha ha Or maybe African women could band together and go on the warpath with a Poo on Pecker Pride theme. They could slice them off and make flashlight cases. Hmm... that could work to solve several issues like AIDS and too many children besides making the statement that 'we're not going to take being raped anymore'.

FIGHT BACK WITH HUMOR.