Alright, boys and girls, get out a sheet of paper and a no. 2 pencil. It's time for a quiz. Don't worry, it's a simple one.
Who are the following people talking about?
- "He's a scholarly man; he has a good education; he has been recommended by legal authorities; he has a good record in lower courts." – President Bush
- "This decision had the advantage of being acceptable to conservatives, plus Democrats won't be able to attack him. There is nothing to grab a hold of, to whack him on." – An administration official
- "Virtually every conservative who knows him trusts him and thinks he's a competent guy." – Newt Gingrich
- "His view is: 'Here's what it says state government can do – and if it doesn't say it can do it, then it can't do it.'" – Lawyer who argued cases before the nominee
- "[He] seems to be a judicial conservative, what we call a constitutional constructionist. ... That's satisfactory with us, if that's true." – National Right to Life's John Willke
- "This is a home run." – President Bush's chief of staff
I'm not going to bother taking up papers, because I already know that the word "Roberts" is on most of them. Maybe all of them. And you're all wrong.
He is David Hackett Souter, only the most recent reason Republican presidents – especially Republican presidents named "Bush" – have lost the right to say "Trust me" when it comes to Supreme Court nominations.
The other reasons are: Earl Warren, William Brennan, Harry Blackmun, John Paul Stevens, Sandra Day O'Connor and Anthony Kennedy.
The worst part of all this is a reminder that the Republican Party is the Party That Forgot It Won. They have no idea what to do with the power they have. They don't have the stomach for a fight, and they've already tried appeasement. They've found out that appeasement never works--your enemy will always act in his best interests, even when you refuse to do the same, hoping to score brownie points. Brownie points don't spend.
The Senate was majority Democrat back then. The Judiciary Committee consisted of eight Democrats and six Republicans – two of whom were aggressively pro-abortion. A year later, faced with the same Democratic Senate, the current president's father nominated Clarence Thomas. Who would have thought the current Bush would be less macho than his father?
Who indeed? This is the man we entrusted with dealing with Islamofascist terrorism, and he's afraid of a little filibuster.
Roberts would have been a fine candidate for a Senate in Democratic hands. But now we have 55 Republican seats in the Senate and the vice president to cast a deciding vote – and Son of Read-My-Lips gives us another ideological blind date.
Ow--that's gotta hurt.
Fifty-five seats means every single Democrat in the Senate could vote against a Republican Supreme Court nominee – highly unlikely considering some of those Democrats are up for election next year – along with John McCain, Arlen Specter, Olympia Snowe, Susan Collins and Lincoln Chafee. We would still win.
"We," of course, means the GOP. This is a huge reason many of the libertarian-leaning people I know refuse to be associated with the Republican Party.
Republicans are desperately trying to convince themselves that Roberts will be different because they want to believe Bush wouldn't let us down on the Supreme Court. Somewhere in America a woman is desperately trying to convince herself that her husband won't hit her again because he told her "things are going to be different this time." (And yes, that woman's name is Whitney Houston.)
I have a bad feeling about this.
If you want another Thomas, you've gotta nominate another Thomas. Then be ready to fight for what you believe in.
That is, if you still believe in anything worth fighting for.
(Thanks to Ralph Bristol, Greyhawk, and Outside the Beltway.)